Me: You can take mine.
Him: It might be too girly.
Me: It's a plain dark blue umbrella. It's not girly at all.
(he uses it, and after he comes back...)
Me: Did it make you feel girly?
Him: Well, everyone kept pointing at me and laughing.
Me: Are you sure that was cuz of the umbrella?
Him: Didn't catch that. What?
Me: Nothing. (huge grin)
