Could you... uh, nevermind.

(while chatting with Coworker™, Bossipoo™walks by and says...)
Him: Hey, Coworker™? We're running really low on everything.
Me and Coworker™Simultaneously: We actually JUST received a delivery.
Him: Hey, Coworker™? We're running really high on everything.
Me and Coworker™Simultaneously: BWAAAAHAHAHAHA...

Ya GOT Me!

(convo through email)

Him: Could you get this thing done for me?
Me: I got that thing done for you over a week ago.
Him: Well, then. Do absolutely nothing.
Me: I am now sitting very still, sir.
Him: Except for your fingers, obviously.
Me: .........DAMNIT!

Rainy Lunch

Him: Do we have an umbrella I can take to my lunch meeting?
Me: You can take mine.
Him: It might be too girly.
Me: It's a plain dark blue umbrella. It's not girly at all.
(he uses it, and after he comes back...)
Me: Did it make you feel girly?
Him: Well, everyone kept pointing at me and laughing.
Me: Are you sure that was cuz of the umbrella?
Him: Didn't catch that. What?
Me: Nothing. (huge grin)