Me: Would you like a chocolate chip cookie? There're also raisin cookies, but I know you don't like those.
Him: Sure! *nomnomnom*
Me: (to coworker "M") Would you like a raisin cookie?
Him: God no!
Me: I was talking to "M" that time, mister greedy.
Him: ...Um... so was I.
Me: -_-
