Me: (unfazed) ......nomnomnom.......
Him: You know... cuz... people don't like it when you watch them eat noodles.
Me: (still unfazed) ...nomnomnom. People? I ain't people! ...nomnom...
Him: You're not?
Me: ...nomnom... Nope! ...nom... I am a shimmering, glowing star in the thee-uh-tuh firmament! ......more noms...
Him: .......I'm gonna go into this meeting now.
Me: ....grinning and nomming.....
