Him: When you're really mad, it's spelled P-I-S-S-E-D, right? Me: If you're emailing someone else, correct. If you're emailing me it's spelled L-O-V-E. Him: ...............um. Me: I know. I even made mySELF wanna puke on that one. Him: That's spelled P-U-K-E, btw. Me: Yes it is. Thanks.