(this morning's kitchen convo)
Him: So... this boyfriend... what's he do?
Me: He's a singer and musician.
Him: What does he play?
Me: Lots of things. He even composes full orchestrations, but his main weapon is bass.
Him: (sounding nervous) Are you gonna move away?
Me: No. He's planning to eventually start building work-infrastructure for himself here.
Him: (sounding relieved) Hm. Y'know I *was* think that when we move our new office should have an office bass player.
Me: (laughing) If we get an office bass player, I promise I'll finally stop harassing you for an office kitten. :D
