Chain-chain-chaaain...

Upon passing each other in the hallway that leads to the restrooms...

Him: *makes a hand gesture indicating I should get-the -hell back to my desk*
Me: Yeah. I know. I chewed thru my chains again.
Him: DAMNIT! I need to get some thicker chains.
Me: Get some chocolate chains. I'll still chew thru them, but at least I won't leave.

Mumbly Denial

Him (to Coworker "M"): Hey, M? Um... *very mumbly half sentences*
Coworker M: What? Hang on a sec. I couldn't hear that.
Me: He was mumbling. I think he's still trying to figure out what he wanted to say to you.
Coworker M: Ah. Ok.
Him: *very mumbly again* .................. I don't mumble.