Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Too Slow, Chicken Marango!

Him: Hey! Which ones are our L.A. companies?
Me: Hm. Rit...
Him: (interrupting with company name)
Me: Yes, and also...
Him: (interrupting with next company name)
Me: Uh huh, and...
Him: (interrupting with last two company names)
Me: ............yep.
Him: Ok. Got it.
Me: Glad I could help.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Achoo?

Him: (strange almost sneeze-like noise)
Me: ...............Bllllllless you?
Him: ...............Thhhhhhank you?
Me: Heh.
Him: (strange not-quite-normal sneeze-ish noise again)
Me: Those are sneezes, aren't they?
Him: As far as you know.
Me: Ah... ninja sneezes.