The Rubber-Room Tango?

Him: Hey, this guy is gonna call while I'm on this other call. I'm gonna need to be pulled away for it.
Me: One of us will come in and do an interpretive dance to indicate it's time.
Him: If you do an interpretive dance, I'm going to interpret it in a completely different way.
Me: Oh, yeah?
Him: Yeah. I'm gonna interpret it to mean I should call in the guys with straight jackets for you.