Tipsy Skies?

Him: Do you want these Southwest drink coupons? I never use them.
Me: Sure! I'll use the hell outta those!
Him: Ok, but you can't use all 4 at the same time. You'll be drunk.
Me: Yer not the boss o' me!
Him: *sternlook(™)*
Me: ...when I'm on a plane!

And so it begins...

Bossipoo™and I have a frighteningly similar pithy/quirky sense of humor, that I thought it wise to catalog as many exchanges as my busy work day will allow me to capture.

We'll start today with a simple Bossipoo nonsensical quote...
"That's the problem with fingers, is that you hafta use them."