Bossipoo™ knows my humor so well...

... I love my job.

Yer never fully dressed without a...

Me: I just got you a sweet upgrade on your room for Thursday night.
Him: Excellent. I have a big smile on my face.
Me: Well, I hope it belongs to you. Otherwise, weeeeeird!
Him: ROFL! I need to give you another raise.

D'aaawwwwwwww!!!

Me: This new service I'm looking into seems to be infinitely more flexible and multi-platform compatible than our current service. Also, it's .99 per month, or $9.99 per year! Can I get it? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Him: Hm. I dunno. That's pretty steep, but I gueeeess I'll let you spend ten bucks. *sarcasticlook(tm)*
Me: Boosipoo? You realize that normal logic dictates I should dislike you, right? Why does it instead delight me so much when you're being a smartass?
Him: Because you're the Yin, and my wife is the Yang, and the universe is very strict about keeping a balance.
Me: .............. That's mildly creepy, moderately hilarious, and majorly sweet. You win today. :D

Burfday Email

Him: Happy birthday, young lady! I suggest you spend the entire day and night partying, dancing, eating cake, laughing, making sarcastic comments to people, and generally doing anything you please. Hope your vacation is going nicely. Have fun!
Me: Will do, best Bossipoo ever!

Tipsy Skies?

Him: Do you want these Southwest drink coupons? I never use them.
Me: Sure! I'll use the hell outta those!
Him: Ok, but you can't use all 4 at the same time. You'll be drunk.
Me: Yer not the boss o' me!
Him: *sternlook(™)*
Me: ...when I'm on a plane!

And so it begins...

Bossipoo™and I have a frighteningly similar pithy/quirky sense of humor, that I thought it wise to catalog as many exchanges as my busy work day will allow me to capture.

We'll start today with a simple Bossipoo nonsensical quote...
"That's the problem with fingers, is that you hafta use them."