Quite a Ride!

While handing me business cards from last week to put into our system...

Him: Wait. Who was this guy?
Me: Looks like a taxi card?
Him: Oh! This was that Lyft driver! He was the best! Add a note to his entry.
Me: Ok. What is he "the best" of?
Him: He’s... just... the best!
Me: ..............oki doki.

Holiday Hardy Har

Him: Hey! How was your holiday break?
Me: Great! How was yours?
Him: Great! I have some bad news, though.
Me: Am I fired?
Him: No... but I also have some good news!
Me: *rimshot* He'll be here all week, folks! Tip your meatloaf, and try the waitress!