Him: (sends me a senility joke while in a board mtg) Me: Your meeting is riveting, I see. Him: (responds with a zombie joke) Me: Pay attention in class, or you get the dunce cap. Him: I'm very good at multitasking. Me: (gives up)
Coworker who had just dropped by Bossipoo's desk and then my desk... Her: Are you two IMing right now? Me: Yeah. Why? Her: You both have the same smirk on. Me & Bossipoo simultaneously: *hysterical laughter*